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    January 31

    ...

    April come she will
    When streams are ripe and swelled with rain;
    May, she will stay,
    Resting in my arms again.
    June, she’ll change her tune,
    In restless walks she’ll prowl the night;
    July, she will fly
    And give no warning to her flight.
    August, die she must,
    The autumn winds blow chilly and cold;
    September I’ll remember
    A love once new has now grown old
    November 08

    Hillarious

    If you are indian then go to this webpage http://www.musicindiaonline.com/l/17/s/movie_name.1599/ and play the twinkle twinkle song :))
    November 07

    from the hairy fatsos blog

     MSN chat .... between the legendary Bantu (Assmit), Hagoshi (aka SRK in dreamland) and yours truly

    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    we r discussing u
    Manas : --> oooooh @ http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    errm?
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    yes
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    i dont understand
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Geno says:
    i even met manas by chance this time
    Geno says:
    and the fact that hes come here makes us meet twice
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hmmm..fatso is omnipresent it seems
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    he'l be in singapore wid me
    Geno says:
    lol
    Geno says:
    yeah... hes movin and shakin it
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    yea
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    the global citizen
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahahaha !!
    Geno says:
    lol i knew ud take the other sense of it
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    lmao
    Geno says:
    i bet the trip wit him is gonna be a lt of fun
    Geno says:
    ill have opportunities to lmao
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    rite
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    madars!
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Geno says:
    and hey this time im gonna get that bitch drunk
    Geno says:
    see what happens
    Geno says:
    lol
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    the bitch has been getting drunk for the past year
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    u guys have been missin it
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    hahaha
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    its usually nonsense comin out ...
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    th fucker wil probab;y giv vent to his subsurface gay tendencies....and make u th victim
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    ur plans hav a tendency to backfire
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    so beware
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    one occassion heavy puke
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    kmao
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    lma
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    lmao
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahaha
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Geno says:
    lol yeah ill have my cellphone handy
    Geno says:
    to give the cops a call
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    and then wat gang bang me?
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Geno says:
    or maybe carry a taser like some women
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahahahahaha !!!

    Geno has been added to the conversation.

    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    madars!
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    lmao
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    mote
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    tharki harami singh
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahaha
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    lala jhula p ....
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Geno says:
    fact is.... if that fatass trys to rape me id be sooo fuckin rofl that itd be hard to protect myself
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    i m on th floor
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    hairy fat ass!
    Geno says:
    hahaha
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    imagine : The rape of Bantu
    Geno says:
    lol
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    by hairy mota
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    just like indian porn stories
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    joshi wat r the names of authors
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahahahahaha !!!
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Mastram Malihabadi
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    there u go
    Geno says:
    joshi quit laughin man... hes gonna choke
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Amrit Singh "Angaare"
    Geno says:
    haha
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    lol
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    there r many better ones tho
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Prem Pujari
    Geno says:
    abbe...which authors are these
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    petticoat mein dhamaka?
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    kinda
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    hindi porn stoires
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    laude
    Geno says:
    lol
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    angreez ki dum
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    u find them under th bridges aftr twilight
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    manas remember?
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    yea
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    AIIMS
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    safdarjung?/
    Geno says:
    lol
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    yea rite
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    yea
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    we went book shopping
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    hardcore man....
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:

    Geno says:
    fond memories of petticoat mein dhamaka...
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:

    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    shud have blogged those ssc days
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    it was fuckin stunning...th collection
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    but i guess somethings are not meant to be written
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    just ... share and enjoi
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    haha
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Vaasna aur Pyaar
    Geno says:
    lol by u defifnitely no
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    lmao
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    madar launde
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    teri gaand mein ford explorer daal doonga
    Geno says:
    Jhaanto ka Chakravyauh
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahahahahahahaha !!!
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    lol
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    bantu !!
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    kicks ass!
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    lmao
    Geno says:
    haha
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    this was COOL
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    wat abt this ...
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    !!
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    chai walal aur jhaato ka .....
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Gannd ki galiyon mein
    Geno says:
    man this shit is like the crap we used to talk abt in the old jap days
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    lol
    Geno says:
    throw in a couple of Chintu chompions that all
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Chut aur Chai
    Geno says:
    lol
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    more of it comin live ... in december .... and in july ... when i get back to sing
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    yea buddy
    Geno says:
    yea..
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    linkin park live in ganeshganj
    !
    Geno says:
    haha
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    chinkis ki to maa....
    Geno says:
    just imagine it happening
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    hahaa
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    mota n me wil laugh ourselves out of th planet
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    n they wont evn kno wat happened
    Geno says:
    lol yea i bet
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    Linkin Park LIVE @ Ganeshganj !
    Dhoom theme song on car horn! and Kaanta Laga as reverse gear warning !
    Writing "Guddu" on neighbour's car
    Suicide for Rs. 2000 and Rs. 50 for a hired gun !
    Jai Mata di ... feat. M. Shinoda and Banty Brass Band (BBB) !

    Geno says:
    and other ppl in the college would think ur 2 crackheads
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahahahaha !!
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    haha
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    imagine this on a car in US
    Geno says:
    lol
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    Dhoom theme song on car horn! and Kaanta Laga as reverse gear warning !

    Geno says:
    ud get shot buddy!!
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    yea baby...and th pig grunt type of brake horn
    Geno says:
    some high ass nigga gonna kill u for that
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    yah man
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    this is mah rid
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    ride
    Geno says:
    lol the classic tik tik tik reverse gear sound
    Geno says:
    imagine that in the us
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:

    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    damn..
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    this is funy
    Geno says:
    lol
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    i laughed myself crazy over jhaanto ka chakravhiew
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    this ROCKS

    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    banti hasnt lost his touch
    Geno says:
    haha i bet...
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    joshi baal hil abey
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    and give us the srk smile
    Geno says:
    yeah when u get the old guys back fer inspirations
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    and smirk
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:

    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    yea
    Geno says:
    hahaha
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    check this out
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:

    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    ?
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    check wat ?
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    th smile
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    my hairy ass
    Geno says:
    hahaa
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahaha
    Geno says:
    u guys havent lost ur touch either
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    hehe
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    i started shamppoing my chest hair
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahaha
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    next up wud be combing them
    Geno says:
    do u buy it by the galllon?
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    and centre parting
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    hahaha
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    costco
    Geno says:
    haha
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    he takes a dip in it
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    lol
    Geno says:
    and then roaming around without a shirt... like a coool aminabadi stud
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    with rs 50 shades
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    and phatti jeans
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    just like joshi
    Geno says:
    nah... make it 25 .. even cooler
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    or wearing a sweatshirt which says LU
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    rofl
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    i saw an awesome jeans yest
    Geno says:
    no.. which says metallica
    Geno says:
    lo
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    purple wid yellow handprints
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    joshi wat r the other kick ass colllege names in lucknow
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    lol
    Geno says:
    kharida?
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    the one in charbagh ?
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    kkc
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    !
    Geno says:
    lol kkv
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    yea i remember
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahahaha !!
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    watever
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    there r better ones
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    S.K Saxena Engg college
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    just imagine a sweatshirt with tt
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Hardoi road
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    no..
    Geno says:
    HAHA
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    i saw a rick guy wearin a univ of chicago sweat
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    n th best one of all
    Geno says:
    haha
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    in dariyaganj..i saw Univ of Michigan sweats being sold on thela
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    omg
    Geno says:
    in the good lords name...WTF!!
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    wen i stopped to take a look...th guy tells me "sir le jaaiye original hai?"
    Geno says:
    do we have to totally rule the world in the absolute rape of sanctity
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    n he says michigan like kitchen
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    i laughed myu head off there
    Geno says:
    as far as aunthenticity is concerned
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    rofl
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    michchigan
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    sounded like "mirchi gun" to me
    Geno says:
    yeah... i think i should start wearing "S.K. Saxena Engg. College Tigers" sweatshirts here
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    how wud a bogn say tt .... no offence
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    lmao
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahahahahahahaha !!
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    treeple axxxe
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    a bong wud say "meeshi gon"
    Geno says:
    hahaha... thats funny
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    amit hav u read joshi's post ?
    Geno says:
    to a bong too
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    on bongs in ssc
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    i forgot to add banti in it
    Geno says:
    nah man i was gonna
    Geno says:
    yea do that betichod
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    aalo tamatar u shud
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    i meant to write th last line as somethin like "amit is happy he wasnt born in cal"
    Geno says:
    lol
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    or he'd be "on-a-mesh" or sumthin like tht
    Geno says:
    yeah i cant swallow maach bhat
    Geno says:
    for real
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    lol
    Geno says:
    im more of the ghuia kachori types
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    or simply Omit
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    suresh ho kya
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Omit Mukerjee
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    n he'd promptly be deleted
    Geno says:
    lol some rels. in cal insist on calling me "Aumeet"
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahahaha !!
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    joshi u gotta add tt
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    aumeet singh chauhan
    Geno says:
    and gimme a strange look of pity when i reinforce the Amit of it
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    aumeet singh
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    jhangarwaal
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    lmao
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    aumeet navneet singh
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    son of amit
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    hahaha
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Amit..Aumeet..Omit...Aw..MIT
    Geno says:
    gaandu
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    aww..u cud compromise by an AWWW
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    ROFL

    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    a long drawn one
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    then both sides wud be happy
    Geno says:
    awwwwmit
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    pooja batra ho kya
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    or pooja bhatt
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    u cud justify it by saying "they probably pity me" n they wud say "this is bong enuff"
    Geno says:
    hey specks n mushroom cut.... ud be Horsh Joshi in Cal
    Geno says:
    lol
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    i kno..
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    lol
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hav had enuff of tht in SSC itself
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Horsho
    Geno says:
    n ud be Maanos Gupto
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    for no rhyme n reason
    Geno says:
    or rather Maanosh Gupto
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    like some obscure species of monkey
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    madar
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    shah rukh khan in bong?
    Geno says:
    lol
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Maanosh Gupto in the forests of Costa Rica
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    this is MG frm CR, CNN
    Geno says:
    in jungles of madagascar u can hear the hairy male maanosh gupto from distances as far as 3 miles through the brush
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    hahahahahaha !!
    Geno says:
    lol
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    harami
    Geno says:
    joshi man... this convo is "Bloggable"
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    n smeel the pungent odor of its sex glands when it attracts its mate
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    consider it done
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    a female chimpanzee
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:

    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    Rahul Singh...
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    i shall blog this .... except my chest hair part
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    lol
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    u kno..i mite end up sharing room space wid him
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    he is in sing
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    uff...NAHI!!
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    he';s receiving joshi at airport
    Geno says:
    lol ... is specially attracted by the male maanosh gupto even though its another speceis
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    damn u fucker
    Geno says:
    lol
    Geno says:
    brb
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    male maanosh gupto
    " I said NO to drugs, but they didn't listen.." says:
    lmao
    Manas : --> http://manasgupta.blogspot.com says:
    yea rite
    October 27

    Stick it in , stick it in, stick it in!!

    "I think our players respond a lot to the enthusiasm a great crowd brings. When you go into a Clemson, you go into a Blacksburg, it's hard not to be excited to play."

    It helps to show up with an offensive line that averages 6-foot-6 and almost 316 pounds, or a defense that limited No. 10 Florida State to 13 rushing yards.

    No problem, Hokies tailback Cedric Humes said. Humes will return to the lineup only 19 days after breaking a bone in his arm in a victory against Marshall.

    "We're up for any team," he said. "We have a lot of speed on our team now. Our line's been blocking great, so I don't think their size will be too much of a problem."

    It will help that the Hokies will be back home, surrounded by more than 67,000 fired up fans who have made Lane Stadium an imposing place for visitors. The Hokies have won 15 of 17 at home in the last three seasons, and this year have outscored visitors by a combined 137-21.

    "Their energy has always been a big key for us," tight end Jeff King said.

    - Now and then ESPN shows us some love...

    October 24

    Shakespeare


    Sonnet 130

    My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
    Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
    If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
    If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
    I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
    But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
    And in some perfumes is there more delight
    Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
    I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
    That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
    I grant I never saw a goddess go;
    My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
       And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
       As any she belied with false compare.
    October 19

    Turtles can fly

    Just when I start thinking that the selection of international film screenings that I am currently partaking in every tuesday peaked out, I get wallopped in the stomach. Its just getting better all the time.
     
    Today was "Turtles Can Fly": I wouldnt stop short of calling it an artistic marvel, and its all of that, the real marvel being that it is as borne of reality as you or me. Just for the record, this is the farthest you can get from a feel-good flick. So if you are not really swayed by other kinds of cinema, dont bother reading further.
     
    Set in war torn Iraq prior to American invasion, in a remote village thats also a refugee camp, the stark images of the barren mountains, mine infested fields and decapacitated orphan children scream tragic ethos.
    I am no film critic, but approach this work from any angle, and all you are going to end up with is ample respect and admiration. Sublime characterisation is evident from the onset, which compelled me to place it with certain other films like City of God and Snatch. A dynamic adolescent leader of orphan children, who organises their mine-picking activity and gets them money for their labour. A quiet armless boy who abounds in compassion, has a gift for clairvoyance, and is troubled by it because in his world that can only effectively be a curse. His character oozes a somber semi-divinity at times, possibly because this is no actor, but a real child who is a mine victim. A sad faced young girl, sister of the armless future seer, whose mysterious sadness and self destructive tendency only reveals rivetting tragedy as the film moves on.
     
    Without a big budget, star power or special effects, set in a decrepit and devastated land, with war-orphans and locals for cast, what gets hold of you in this movie is humanity itself. Humanity, in the face of apalling tragedy and adversity, stark naked, stripped down layer by layer of the various veils put on it by advanced society. Horrific tragedy, on a personal level, and for the nation as a whole, finds graphic portrayal. A woman trying to repeatedly kill her child, or an amputee child picking mines at the risk of another explosion suddenly dont seem that bizzarre.
    What starts with a squeak, ends in a roar.
     
    The title is very abstract. The only turtles in the film are the pets of a toddler who always remain recoiled within their shells because they are being manhandled by their little master. The turtles finally appear in 'full flight' in the murky waters of a lake as their little master drowns, tied to a rock at the bottom of the lake. Makes me think the Director aims at the local people through the title, saying they are all turtles, who can finally fly after they cross the divide between life and death.
     
    One image at the very end of the film got emblazoned in my mind. The armless clairvoyant orphan, walking away along a dirt road,tears streaming down his face, oblivious of the smiling and upbeat US troops on the same road, who are swooping through the land and 'liberating' it, with the only remains of his dead sister, her shoes, dangling by the laces from between his clentched teeth.
    For those with a thing for contrasts, this is up there : the US paratrooper- strong, confident, gung-ho world beater, the new master of the land, stereotypical but loved ; and our armless orphan - weak, unable to feed or fend for himself, kinless, miserable, a son of the soil, delightfully unique and individualistic but worthless. A claivoyant without a future.
     
    Superlative.
    October 13

    indian hell

    An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
    different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks,
    "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric
    chair for an hour. Then they lay you on  a bed of nails for another
    hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
    day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
    He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
    He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
    hell.

    Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line
    of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
    He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
    they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
    comes in and whips you for the  rest of the day."

    But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so
    many people waiting to get in?" Because maintenance is so bad that the
    electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from
    the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs
    the register and then goes to the canteen..."


    October 09

    came in my mail..

    Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?
    Kerala .

    Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
    Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-
    tying the lungi.

    Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
    To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

    Why do Malayali's go to the
    Gelff?                                                      
    To yearn menney.

    What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
    He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

    What is a Malayali management graduate called?
    Yem Bee Yay.

    Why did his wife divorce him?
    Because he was louwing another woman.

    Who found out that?
    His andy.

    What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
    He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

    What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
    An Oto.

    Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
    Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha
    end Ambiga.

    Why Kerala is the most highly literate state in  India?
    Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals  from Kerala.

    Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
    They are ready to do yennything for menney.

    SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Please don't delete this after reading,
    at least you should send this mail to:
    10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil,
    20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,
    40 Malayalis you will receive appams,
    Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice
    field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole
    month's supply of cokknut oil and bennena chips free.
     
    lol no offense mallus
    October 06

    The world aint small... its tiny!!

    I spoke to a white American guy in Bangla today!! Beat that...
    September 24

    Showdown!!

     

    "This is a tough Virginia Tech team and a big ACC showdown," said senior wide receiver Damarius Bilbo. "These are the games that you come to college for."

    Georgia Tech is off to its first 3-0 start since the 2001 season, and have not started a season 4-0 since the 1990 season where the Jackets captured their fourth national championship. The Hokies are the defending ACC champions and are riding a seven-game conference winning streak heading into Saturday's game.

    "Having watched them on film, they deserve that No. 4 ranking," said head coach Chan Gailey. "I don't see a weakness on their team in regards to offense, defense and special teams. They are very impressive and it will be a great challenge for us to go into their place and win the game."

    Virginia Tech is led by quarterback Marcus Vick, brother of Atlanta Falcons pro bowl quarterback Michael Vick. Vick, a redshirt junior, leads the ACC in passing efficiency at with a 164.5 rating, completing 60.1 percent of his passes (34-56) and throwing six touchdowns to one interception.

     

    Go Hokies!!!

    September 19

    how do u sleep?

    Here's some analysis abt u based on ur sleeping stance :-
     
    Fetal Position - You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front.
    Shy and private, you yearn for security.
    You take relationships slowly.
    You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.
     
    On you side -You are calm and rational.
    You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
    You are easy going and trusting.
    However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.
     
    On you back - You are confident and ready to tackle life.
    You are pretty vain and happy with your physical appearance.
    You are born to be the center of attention, and you're unhappy on the sidelines.
    You're always up for trying something new - in and out of bed!
     
    On your stomach - You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
    Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
    You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.
    You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.
    Seated on a chair - You are a dork that needs to get a life.
    September 17

    American Jesus

     I don’t need to be a global citizen
    Because I’m blessed by nationality
    I’m member of a growing populace
    We enforce our popularity
    There are things that
    Seem to pull us under
    And there are things
    That drag us down
    But there’s a power
    And a vital presence
    Thats lurking all around
    We’ve got the american jesus
    See him on the interstate
    We’ve got the american jesus
    He helped build the
    President’s estate
    I feel sorry
    For the earth’s population
    ’cuz so few
    Live in the u.s.a.
    At least the foreigners
    Can copy our morality
    They can visit but they cannot stay
    Only precious few
    Can garner the prosperity
    It makes us walk
    With renewed confidence
    We’ve got a place to go when we die
    And the architect resides right here
    We’ve got the american jesus
    Overwhelming millions every day
    (exercising his authority)
    He’s the farmers barren fields
    The force the army wields
    The expession in the faces
    Of the starving children
    The power of the man
    He’s the fuel that drives the clan
    He’s the motive and conscience
    Of the murderer
    He’s the preacher on t.v.
    The false sincerity
    The form letter that’s written
    By the big computers
    He’s the nuclear bombs
    And the kids with no moms
    And I’m fearful that
    He’s inside me
    September 10

    tonite sucked

    tonite sucked...
    September 05

    geog quizzes kickass

    Quick Question : Does the Sierra Madre Oriental Spread into the Yucatan Peninsula?? Yeah rite..if uthink you know your geography... try takin the quiz I just took :)
    August 30

    Crack : who needs it?

    SO hey I happened to chat up with a neighbor of mine today.... u see Id been back from this class of mine where we briefly dwelt on penis infiltration (yeah! its true...its a geography class incase u were trying to place the Dept under which such a subject might be discussed:). So the dude comes up with a notion that there are creepy crawlies in the amazon waters that swim upto your dick, if you happen to pee, all the while feeding on your urine, and then infiltrate that place that no man wants to share ;) . His proof : he saw stuff like that happen in a hollywood flick with a male stipper playing the lead.... no, hes not on crack!! Crack dont hurt this one none!! :)
     
    For ppl bored enought to indulge in conversations like the 1 above, herees another option : http://justcurio.us/
    August 29

    monday..

    The YMCA finally gets over their truck issues and I get a desk! Room looks one step further like the denizen of one on the quest... yyeah right! I got a place to pretend im in deep thought now, whereas I mite be in deep slumberrrr> Id have thought of something better to post but 5 classes and all the hauling after that has left me brain n body dead
    August 28

    chilling is injurious to health

    Procrastination!! What do I do with or without you? She humored me though the day and it was sweet... now shez havin her fun, cos Im f***ed with hw, and this be the 2nd week of school!! No gym for me tonight... guess its welcome to the Happy Hours once again